~ I’ve developed an obsession with Gossip Girl. A few years too late but whatever, this is the greatest ~

sextarian:

if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body.

if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face.

but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers

via: fuckyeahloldemort

kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

(Source: eva-420)

via: throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight

trashypunkers:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty 

via: sansareign

theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

via: sansareign


lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

via: hiddlemydiddle


(Source: yungterra)

"She’s the type of girl that can be so hurt but can still look at you and smile."

~Marilyn Monroe (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: the-horrific-reality)



drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho)

via: jisatsuwhore
~ If y’all would like to see some more snippets of my life feel free to follow me on insta ~

~ If y’all would like to see some more snippets of my life feel free to follow me on insta ~

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

via: clownhunt1ng
hehehejuggey:


heisthedarklord:

~ taking cute 1am pictures is all I do now ~

Your eyebrows 😍 you 😍


Bless you darling <3

hehehejuggey:

heisthedarklord:

~ taking cute 1am pictures is all I do now ~

Your eyebrows 😍 you 😍

Bless you darling <3

shitpeoplesayintf2:

a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world

shitpeoplesayintf2:

a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world