~ I’ve developed an obsession with Gossip Girl. A few years too late but whatever, this is the greatest ~
if a guy calls you hot, he’s complimenting your body.
if a guy calls you cute, he’s complimenting your face.
but if a guy calls you shrexy, he’s complimenting each and every one of your layers
Things I Need
- good skin
- a tall boy that will worship me and tell me i’m pretty
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS
I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie
a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world